Step Into My Office. Bring Your Playbook.
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Step Into My Office. Bring Your Playbook.

Sean McVay is a genius. Universally admired. So why only one Super Bowl in nine seasons?

Because his schematic for brilliance is matched only by the arrogance baked into his operating system. He outsmarts himself at the exact moment it costs the franchise everything.

We make the uncomfortable case that McVay is a savant torching his own blueprints.

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Westbrook: A NBA Career Retrospective
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Westbrook: A NBA Career Retrospective

Russell Westbrook: A player of consequence, who comes with consequences — and who never learned how to be anything else.

As the league shifted toward restraint and efficiency, Westbrook kept charging forward, raising floors, shaking ceilings, and daring everyone involved to live with the results. This is what happens when a player defines his values as non-negotiable, even as the game adapts around him.

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I Just Hope Both Teams Lose
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I Just Hope Both Teams Lose

This is not about football strategy. It’s about watching two teams you despise and hoping the experience is unpleasant for everyone involved. Ties leading to exhausting extra periods, emotional outbursts, soreness, and possibly a hangnail.

On rivalries, chaos, and why a rival’s misery can matter than the home team’s success.

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Honest Mistakes and… Whatever the Hell This is
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Honest Mistakes and… Whatever the Hell This is

Teams have rivalries. Fanbases have trauma. Tottenham just found a new way to combine both: their manager sipping coffee from a mug with rival Arsenal’s logo on it like it was no big deal. Torsten explains why “it’s just a mug” is the first lie Rome ever told itself, and why sports are basically religion with worse outfits. Also, Salma Hayek is involved. Long story.

Sit down, have a beer. Just don’t drink it out of enemy drinkware.

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Fantasy Football - A 2025 Retrospective
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Fantasy Football - A 2025 Retrospective

The tux was pressed. The spreadsheets were ready. Reality showed up drunk and threw a chair. Torsten breaks down his fantasy football season — what actually worked, what exploded on the launchpad, and how he still managed to stumble out of five leagues with enough cash to briefly consider being a better person.

The tuxedo’s psychological warfare is undefeated.

Results may vary.

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The Ball Finds Energy
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The Ball Finds Energy

From 2004 to 2007, the Seven Seconds or Less Suns played basketball the way jazz works: fast, collaborative, alive, in the moment. Mike D’Antoni set the tempo, Steve Nash read the room, and the rest followed instinct inside structure. Nothing was scripted, but nothing was accidental either. This second entry in Those Who Would Run the World looks at why the Suns’ ideas live on long past their championship window closed.

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The Rules of Trash Talk - Where is The Line?
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The Rules of Trash Talk - Where is The Line?

Trash talk has a line, usually found somewhere between ‘your mom smells of elderberries’ and ‘your mom is the village mule,’ since everybody’s had a ride.

What follows is Torsten’s confessional about his own brush with extracurricular justice in a high school soccer match involving a fast striker, a slow referee, and an insult so nuclear it triggered a response normally reserved for nature documentaries.

Torsten builds the Mount Rushmore of the greatest smack-talkers across sports history — the artists, the sociopaths, the philosophers, and Philip Rivers.

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Tron Taught Me Everything I Know About Basketball
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Tron Taught Me Everything I Know About Basketball

Look, none of us woke up this morning expecting a eulogy for Tron to end up being a prescient handbook for NBA system design, but here we are.

Once you start comparing Users to superstars, Programs to role players, and rim running to recognizers the whole thing becomes disturbingly coherent. Mostly, coherent in a way that makes you question your life choices and why you know this much lore about both Tron and the 2024 Knicks.

Greetings, programs — welcome to the unholy crossover where Grit and Grind meets The Grid.

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Hall of Fame of Bad Fantasy Beats
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Hall of Fame of Bad Fantasy Beats

There are bad beats, and then there are the ones that make you suspect fate is running a side hustle against you.

We’re talking about losses so absurd they violate math, time, space, and whatever gods supervise fantasy football. Weeks where projected wins evaporate, touchdowns get erased, and your QB rewrites the laws of statistics in the worst possible direction. You sit there asking, “Why me? How did everything that could go wrong invent new ways to go wrong?”

This is where those stories live. Bring your trauma. Share your story. The Hall of Fame is open.

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The Hoop Ain’t Much, But It’s Ours
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The Hoop Ain’t Much, But It’s Ours

The best courts in the world are barely courts at all. A driveway that tries to kill you on the way down. A rim that hates you in Harlem. A dirt field where dribbling goes to die. And a balcony in Tokyo that sends every miss into a neighbor’s living room. The surfaces change; the stubbornness doesn’t. That’s the real game — the beautiful, ridiculous urge to keep shooting anyway.

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Those Who Would Run the World
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Those Who Would Run the World

Silicon Valley’s founding myths and the NBA’s great reinventions share a structural twinship — the sprint toward a vision the rest of the world can’t yet see. One side builds devices and ecosystems, the other builds spacing, timing, and flow. Both chase elegance. Both weaponize pace. Both rely on teams who believe in the impossible long before the world catches up.

Those Who Would Run the World begins here, the opening chapter of a nine-part journey through the ideas that rewrote basketball’s DNA. This project traces the lineage of rebels, engineers, and madmen whose courage to accelerate reshaped the sport itself. These weren’t people waiting for a green light.
They ran — and the game had no choice but to follow.

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Mosconi Cup 2025 Preview: Will Europe Retain the Title
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Mosconi Cup 2025 Preview: Will Europe Retain the Title

Every December, Team USA walks into the Mosconi Cup hoping this is the year the math changes. It never does. Europe doesn’t just win — they colonize.

Fourteen titles in sixteen years, and this year’s lineup might be their cruelest yet.

Torsten breaks down the five-man wrecking crew that turned a pool tournament into an annual hostage situation.

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Mosconi Cup 2025 Preview - Can the U.S. Reclaim The Trophy?
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Mosconi Cup 2025 Preview - Can the U.S. Reclaim The Trophy?

The U.S. Mosconi Cup billiards team is basically a Hollywood script that refuses to read the room.

Five perfect American archetypes. The tortured genius. The young phenom. The beer-soaked captain with a heart of gold. The grinder who “just wants his shot.” The chaotic wildcard who was “born for this moment.” It’s all there — every trope, every beat, every setup for triumph.

But the script never changes: the Americans rise, rally, roar… and then the cue ball betrays them, physics files for divorce.

This article is the autopsy of a franchise that keeps expecting Hoosiers and keeps getting Requiem for a Dream.

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Steve Ballmer and the $50million Victim Act
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Steve Ballmer and the $50million Victim Act

Every empire falls the same way. First, sell the lie. Then build the dome to echo it. Ballmer’s Clippers are the latest sermon on the cost of ego and the myth of control. We take you through Steve’s alibi, how it was potentially destroyed this week, and then show that this isn’t new. This is just the same old Ballmer.

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World Series Heroes Never Die
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World Series Heroes Never Die

Heroes get murals. The rest get receipts from the bullpen bar tab. Torsten raises a glass to the guys who weren’t supposed to be there — Klein, Henriquez, Rojas — the ones who turned “oh God no” into “holy hell yes!” Because every World Series needs its saints, and somebody’s gotta clean up after them.

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The TSA of Basketball
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The TSA of Basketball

Once upon a time, refs made bad calls and life went on. Now we stop the game for six minutes to find out whose pinky brushed the ball at 1/16 speed. The TSA of Basketball is an indictment of the over-officiated era — where the NBA swapped rhythm for red tape.

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We Need To See Other People
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We Need To See Other People

After years of promises, surgeries, and luxury tax therapy sessions, the Clippers have driven one loyal fan to the brink. What started as devotion ends as detachment — and maybe freedom. “We Need to See Other People” is the most tender breakup you’ll read all season.

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Live Blogging the Crew’s Yahoo High Score Draft
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Live Blogging the Crew’s Yahoo High Score Draft

What happens when a basketball analyst, his co-writer, and his wife test a fantasy model built for chaos?
Explosions, obviously. Yahoo High Score rewards heat checks, not consistency — so we tracked every pick, every questionable decision, every statistical betrayal. This isn’t just a fantasy draft; it’s a referendum on luck, love, and math under pressure.

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Social Media and The Rot of Sports
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Social Media and The Rot of Sports

Social media didn’t just ruin sports discourse — it nuked the last shred of empathy left in the bleachers. Reiner de Ridder fought through illness and broken bones, and the internet called him soft. Every coward with Wi-Fi became a warrior. This isn’t analysis anymore — it’s a mob.

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